THANK YOU.
Hey, you dilweeds at the Chamber of Commerce, me and some of my made-men in the family, might have to pay you guys a visit and make yous an offer you can’t refuse, Capisce? Now you don’t want us to have to do something like that? So why don’t we be gentlemen and do the right thing and start recycling, before we start RECYCLING yous in a 50 gallon drum at the bottom of a lake! Don’t make us bust those nice balls of yours! Do the right thing for God’s sake!
How about a few ’slogans’ …
“Recycling — it’s Good Business”
“Don’t Trash Your Business — Recycle”
“Make Cash from Trash — Recycle”
“Business to Business: Recycle”
“Keep [city name] Green! — Recycle”
“The Smart Business – Recycling”
“GROW Your Business — Recycle”
“Recycling Make Good Cents”
“Let’s Get Down to Business — Recycle”
“Invest in the Future — Recycle”
“Reduce Waste — Recycle”
“Your Competitors Are Green” — Recycle
“Refine Your Business — Recycle”
“It’s Good Paperwork — Recycle”
“Make More Money — Recycle”
“Help Reduce Taxes — Recycle”
“Get In The Green — Recycle”
“Reinvest Your Business — Recycle”
“Nobody Recycles Better Than Business!”
What’s true is that consumers like “green companies” — and given the choice, will choose Green over a “land-filler”.